Happy 23rd birthday one of the strongest, both literally and figuratively, women I know. I can’t wait to explain to your children your transition from a tomboy to a full C-cup. Thank you for being such a bad bitch and for putting in the effort to stay this close despite the distance. I love you so much and would like to move in together as soon as possible. Preferably Pasadena or Highland Park. Lemme know. #BestFriend #HappyBirthdayMary #Favorite #Marine #Throwback #FBF #FlashbackFriday #FutureRoommate #WhyAreYouWorking

Happy 23rd birthday one of the strongest, both literally and figuratively, women I know. I can’t wait to explain to your children your transition from a tomboy to a full C-cup. Thank you for being such a bad bitch and for putting in the effort to stay this close despite the distance. I love you so much and would like to move in together as soon as possible. Preferably Pasadena or Highland Park. Lemme know. #BestFriend #HappyBirthdayMary #Favorite #Marine #Throwback #FBF #FlashbackFriday #FutureRoommate #WhyAreYouWorking

Happiest 56th birthday to my wonderful and slightly over-bearing best friend/mother! I’m pretty sure I’ll be well into adulthood living on my own and you’ll still be texting me at one in the morning asking me where I’m at. I complain a lot, but I swear I’m unbelievably grateful. I love you, crazy lady! β€οΈπŸŽ‰ #HBIC #LOML #Favorite #HappyBirthdayMom #MotherDearest #DealingWithMyAlcoholismForFiveYearsNow

Happiest 56th birthday to my wonderful and slightly over-bearing best friend/mother! I’m pretty sure I’ll be well into adulthood living on my own and you’ll still be texting me at one in the morning asking me where I’m at. I complain a lot, but I swear I’m unbelievably grateful. I love you, crazy lady! β€οΈπŸŽ‰ #HBIC #LOML #Favorite #HappyBirthdayMom #MotherDearest #DealingWithMyAlcoholismForFiveYearsNow

To one of the coolest souls I know, happiest 22nd day of birth! I can’t begin to fathom a life where we’re not the kind of friends that can pour their feelings out to one another at 2 AM. Thank you for the honest conversations, nights of debauchery, and the countless adventures we’ve ever shared with each other. I love you, Trish. πŸ‘―β€οΈ2⃣2⃣ #ThirteenYearsAndCounting #TwentyTwo #HappyPatriciaDay #BestFriend #AllyAndNoah #ScarAndMufasa #LOML

To one of the coolest souls I know, happiest 22nd day of birth! I can’t begin to fathom a life where we’re not the kind of friends that can pour their feelings out to one another at 2 AM. Thank you for the honest conversations, nights of debauchery, and the countless adventures we’ve ever shared with each other. I love you, Trish. πŸ‘―β€οΈ2⃣2⃣ #ThirteenYearsAndCounting #TwentyTwo #HappyPatriciaDay #BestFriend #AllyAndNoah #ScarAndMufasa #LOML

My arch nemesis turns 26 today!! We can be complete opposites, butt heads on practically everything, and throw really bad punches, but at the end of the day I know you’re only looking out. Can’t wait to explain how tonight went for you. Happy birthday, Ate! I love you! β€οΈπŸ‘―πŸŽ‰ #StuntinSince88 #Throwback #HappyBirthdayAte #LasVegas #AlbaSisters #SisterSister #RatchetVegasPicsToFollow #StayTuned

My arch nemesis turns 26 today!! We can be complete opposites, butt heads on practically everything, and throw really bad punches, but at the end of the day I know you’re only looking out. Can’t wait to explain how tonight went for you. Happy birthday, Ate! I love you! β€οΈπŸ‘―πŸŽ‰ #StuntinSince88 #Throwback #HappyBirthdayAte #LasVegas #AlbaSisters #SisterSister #RatchetVegasPicsToFollow #StayTuned